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bikini’s are fun
wooooo look at those boobs
i had a feeling this was patti
Bikini’s are fun, but what’s under them is more fun
(Source: synodik, via bears-can-smell-menstruation)
Hahaha this is great
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Oh poison coursing through my blood
Surely succumbing to death in the mud
I suck at poems
Hey spider that bit my hand in my sleep
Ya you
Fuck you
Why bite me in my sleep
Have the balls to face me when i’m awake so I can scream like a little girl and throw shoes at you until I squash you.
And if you don’t show yourself I swear i’ll throw 30 bug bombs in my room..and my attic cause i’m sure that’s where you came from.
But seriously though, my hand freaking itches like hell now -.-
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